*cough* Forgive the bout of emo earlier >>; I was smacked upside the head by something is all. ^^; Anyway!
YU YU HAKUSHO HAS THE BEST ABRIDGED SERIES EVER! I went surfing on TV Links, and found it in the anime section. Its the funniest shit ever. He does like, all the voices in this series. Its random clips from episodes and him just being a funny asshole.
Here! I demand people watch this guy's stuff just to laugh. *_*
Yusuke: And here I am, dead as a doornail. 9_9
Botan: Bingo~
Yusuke: What the?! Who the hell are you?!"
Botan: My names Botan, pilot of the river styx, at your service! ^_^
Yusuke: ...Ok and why are you here?
Botan: I'm here to give you a second chance at life! *_*
Yusuke: And I'd want this... why? o_O
Botan: Because people need you. Just go to your wake and see.
Yusuke: Wait wait... I died less than an hour ago, how did they plan my wake so fast?
Botan: They posted your death on youtube. ^_^
Yusuke: ...right. That it'd do it. 7_7;
XD not too far from the original scene, but the ending kicks ass.
EDITED FOR SCENARIO TWO THAT JUST MADE MY HYPERVENTILATE! *gigglesnort*
*Yusuke and Botan enter Koenma's castle*
Yusuke: Whoa... its so slimy, dark and deep it looks like it goes on forever...
Botan: Yes. Its just like looking up Paris Hilton's skirt. :D
Yusuke: ...o_o... Bu-zing!